Here come the boys from UK.
Okay, I won't be able to play golf today.
My phone predicts bad weather in the afternoon.
Then? - What else?
I will stay at home and serve you.
Stop it.
You start this from the morning itself.
Bitter gourd juice, uncle.
I made a mistake by getting the test done.
I wonder what else they will make me drink.
Shut up and drink it.
How many times do I have to tell you that I am fine?
You can make me empty a trailer full of sand manually.
Now the doctor's orders will be followed, not yours, uncle.
Drink it quietly.
Fine.
I'll drink it.
Call Roopinder, her darling son.
Mr. Garewal, is he only my darling son?
What's the hurry? He will come.
Yes, right. He doesn't have to go to the office.
Good morning, mom. - Good morning, son.
Hi, dad. Good morning.
Channo, get me some 'Paranthas'.
Also get some butter.
Dad, eat some veggies.
Teasing your father?
Didn't you start it? He said he doesn't have to go the office.
Now say something. Why are you so quiet now?
What can he say? He has left no work for me.
He's made so much money that our four generations
can live comfortably.
Have fun at your father's cost.
I have all the fun I can.
I don't start something that I cannot finish.
Why don't you go for an international vacation?
Why should I? Just like that?
'Paranthas!'
Who will feed me these there with such affection?
You aren't getting any. Eat your cornflakes.
Yes, Bholi. Tell me what happened?
The place where we wanted to fix Roopinder's marriage.
Yes? - I don't think it will work out.
They want their girl to marry an NRI, aunt.
This is the limit.
They haven't been beyond Moga.
And they want an NRI for their daughter.
Tell them I don't want my son to marry their daughter.
They think they are great. - Who was it?
Everyone wants to go abroad these days.
They say they want an NRI groom.
Why? What's wrong with boys from Punjab?
Right.
A donkey is making a fuss.
They have locked up their destiny by saying no to our son.
My son can hire 50 employees. Right?
Why? What was I saying?
If you would've gone abroad
then families having daughters would've been running after you.
I cannot marry just any girl, dad.
As soon as I see the girl I want to marry I should..
What should happen?
I should lose my senses.
Be careful, son.
Those who make people lose their mind
usually dominate their husbands.
Oh really? What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
You mean mom has locked you in a cage?
I didn't say that.
I always take care of you and you say such things to me.
Hear that. - Continue. I am leaving.
I don't look after you, my love?
Son, where are you going?
In search of the one who will make me lose my mind.
Good luck.
Uncle, your medicine with warm water.
I don't want it.
You will have to. I've locked him up in a cage.
Have your medicine.
Bye-Bye India Marriage Bureau Only foreign marriage alliances
Daljeet Jugaadi?
What is he up to?
Bye-Bye India Marriage Bureau Only foreign marriage alliances
Hello, mister!
First fill up the form then I'll arrange a meeting with sir.
He might be a sir for you, he's my buddy.
'Wow!'
Wonderful!
All by yourself!
What a pair!
Shake hands!
Forget the hand shake, give me a hug.
Good to see you after so long, buddy. - Same here.
You are doing well.
See for yourself. Doesn't it look grand?
What is this?
You met Obama?
It's fake, right?
No. He really is Obama.
I am the fake one.
All the universities give paper degrees.
I am the one who makes careers. That too in dollars and pounds.
This is what is called cutting the cake and having it too.
Have a seat. Let's sit and talk.
We are meeting after a long time.
Has someone accepted you
or is your status just like mine, 'applied for'?
This means you too are single like me.
My friend now the whole world is in my hands.
Close your eyes and place your finger anywhere on the globe.
Let me know from which country do you want the girl to be.
And you my friend are hero material.
You won't even need an airplane. She will take you in her hands.
These are the pictures of girls who stay abroad.
See if you like any.
I can go abroad anytime I want.
My family will feel lonely.
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'I have devoted them to you.'
'I have lost them to you.'
'I have devoted them to you.'
'I have lost them to you.'
'My eyes only worship you.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'Now nothing that I have belongs to me.'
'Nothing's mine.'
'Whatever I have is yours.'
'It's all yours.'
'Now nothing that I have belongs to me.'
'Whatever I have is yours.'
'You are the one in front of me.'
'You are the one away from me.'
'You are the one who keeps quiet.'
'You are the one who speaks.'
'You are the one in front of me.'
'You are the one away from me.'
'You are the one who keeps quiet.'
'You are the one who speaks.'
'Being with you has made my loneliness go away.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'The claims the eyes make.'
'They claim a right over your face.'
'They don't look away.'
'The day and night belongs to you.'
'The sunshine and the rains too belong to you.'
'The day and night belongs to you.'
'The sunshine and the rains too belong to you.'
'I have given my fate in your hands.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
Hello?
Where did you get lost, young man? You went by air.
This coffee was hot when it came.
Now it has become a cold drink.
I have lost my mind.
I found the one I was looking for.
Oh really?
Let me look at the angel who made my friend lose his mind.
Hey, she is an Indian. A local.
That makes things easier.
Lift your foot from the accelerator and hit the brakes.
Keep your engine cool, my boy.
Why? - Try taking a simple path at least sometimes.
You messed with the non-medical in college.
You ended up giving supplementary exams, didn't you?
Once again you are placing you hand on the wrong thing.
This is the first time I have chosen something right
and you say it is wrong.
Pal, her father will marry her to an NRI beggar
but he refuses the proposal from even a king who stays here.
That's nothing great.
Give me her name and address. I'll take care of it.
Okay. If you insist, her details are behind the photo.
Take it.
Disha Dhillon, daughter of Dilip Singh Dhillon.
Village Kheri. 9815292359.
Let's go. - Where?
To meet Disha.
What's wrong? He's home early today.
Strange. - Welcome.
You are all smiles today.
Did you find someone special?
Both of you worry about getting me married.
I thought I should get married. - Really, Roopinder?
With any girl?
Not with any girl, mom. With one girl.
As soon as I saw her I felt
she is the one who will look after my mother.
Was it written on her forehead that
she'll look after her mother-in-law?
Stop joking.
If you like the girl then I too like her.
What is her name? Where is she from?
Disha Dhillon, daughter of Dilip Singh Dhillon.
Village and post office Kheri. It's nearby.
Look, dear, the way he is behaving I feel
you'll have to make her your daughter-in-law.
You always keep cracking jokes.
I will talk to her family.
Hello. I cannot just swallow pills.
I can talk as well.
She wants to talk to the girls family!
So, do you have their contact number?
9815292359.
Great.
He has memorized it as if it is of some helpline.
Dad, it's not the girl's number. It's her father's.
Father! You call me dad and you are already showing him respect.
Are you calling him or not? - Have I ever said no to you?
I will call even if the line is dead.
So, shall I call him up, son?
Call him up. We'll see what happens.
981.. - 9815292359.
Oh really?
Oh!
Hello?
Dhillon speaking.
Hello, Mr. Dhillon. - Hello.
I am Harjeet Singh Garewal from Gilla.
Garewal from Gilla? - Yes.
Yes, tell me.
I want to meet you regarding my son's marriage proposal.
Most welcome. You can come any time you want.
If you don't mind, can you tell me what your son does.
We have millions rotting.
We have 50 acres of land.
He's my only son.
And you ask me what my son does.
Mr. Garewal, you can come any time you want.
But don't mind
I am looking for an NRI boy for my daughter.
Why, Mr. Dhillon? Aren't boys from Punjab good enough
that you don't want your daughter to marry them?
You are insulting me.
You are humiliating the whole of Punjab.
I didn't open my doors for you
and you wish to sunbath in my courtyard?
She is my daughter. I can get her married anywhere I want.
I don't understand what you want.
People check the family, the prospective groom.
And you are adamant on the groom being an NRI.
Excuse me, but I am not pleased to speak to you.
I too am not very happy.
It would be better if we end this here.
Don't need to chant a mantra to end the conversation.
Dad? - Disconnect the line and the conversation will end.
This conversation is over.
Don't call me henceforth, even by mistake.
You hit hard.
Is this any way to talk to someone?
What all should I teach you?
Sorry, son. I spoke to him at your request.
But I think this Dhillon is not an easy person.
You should forget that girl. - Dad
We will find someone else.
Who is he to teach me?
I want to send my daughter abroad.
Do foreigners talk like this?
We Indians aren't that bad.
Stop defending him.
I have seen a lot when I was in Germany for two years.
Only foreigners know how to live life.
What can we do about my problem? - I have a solution.
What?
Forget her.
Shut up!
What kind of a person are you?
Have you never been in love?
I am in love with her.
You are in love, my brother.
But her father wants an NRI. And you are not one.
So your love story ends here.
How can it end here?
Now there's just one aim in my life.
To be with Disha.
Wonderful.
You seem to have fallen in love.
If it is so then what's the problem?
Then be an NRI.
You mean I should go abroad. Settle there and then come back.
By then her old man will marry her off to someone in Muscat.
My boy, I told you to be an NRI, not become one.
Try to understand what I mean to say.
Why do you talk about things that can get us thrashed?
Wonderful.
You want to love but you are scared of getting thrashed.
Wonderful.
For how long can we survive as fakes?
Till her father doesn't agree.
What about when he finds out the truth?
Nothing. You can tell the girl the truth
that you had to do this drama to be with her.
Otherwise her father wouldn't have agreed.
The girl will kill me. It is not that easy.
Yes. You are wrong over here.
My boy, love is a disease that has no cure.
No matter where in the world you take the patient.
Just sweet talk her into calling you sweetheart.
Once she calls you sweetheart
she will go against her family.
There is no other option? - There is.
The one I told you about earlier. Forget her.
She is in my memory card. Now I cannot remove her.
Fine then. You don't have to worry.
Make noise. Tell the world
that modern boys can make commitment too.
Ranjha became a shepherd for 12 years for Heer.
Can't you become someone else for her father for some time?
I am feeling scared.
But it's okay.
We'll see what happens. Come on, make preparations.
What do you mean?
You have to make the preparations.
That's your job.
My brother, you are the director of this film.
You will have to handle if anything goes wrong, right?
I can handle things. It's not a problem.
But I will be with you only in the beginning.
I'll start the film and then leave.
You will have to take the film to its end on your own.
Fine. - Fine?
But which country does the hero of your film belong to?
He can be of any country. All of them are the same.
Is it good?
It's great.
So, this is a map.
I never said it's a painting of horses.
I am just informing you. - Where's Southall?
Southall? I just printed the map from the internet.
I too couldn't find Southall.
But it's here somewhere.
You just need to remember that.
You stay on Gilford street in house number 118
and I stay in 119.
Don't worry much about London. Keep talking about Southall.
There are only a few things to remember about London.
Remember the London bridge.
Remember the Big Ben. A huge bell.
Remember London Eye. - What is London Eye?
London Eye. The wooden swing in our village?
Yes? - These foreigners have made a huge one made of steel.
Don't bother about it.
And Piccadilly Circus. - Piccadilly Circus?
Circus.
It's not the regular type.
Dirty kind of shows take place over there.
A lot of Punjabis go to watch them, but we don't.
It reduces our score. - Okay.
Anything else about Southall?
Just remember we drink at Glassi Junction in the evenings.
We go to watch the 'Baisakhi' fair at Park Avenue.
And we eat at the Jalebi Junction.
And whenever you get stuck just go back to the big Gurudwara.
We go to the big Gurudwara quite often.
Don't go beyond that or we will be in trouble.
That's it then. It's good.
We will keep discussing as we progress.
Right? Shall we make a move?
Make a move? Wait. Does your aunt stay at Kheri village?
Where will you stay?
Let me make arrangements for our stay. - Do it.
Hello! - Hello?
Hello? Deep! How are you?
I am doing great, brother Jugaadi.
I am in London, all thanks to you.
Else, I would've been enjoying the police station in Ludhiana.
Listen, I need your help.
Two of us want to stay in your farmhouse at Kheri.
No problem, brother.
My cousin Moni stays there. I'll call him up.
Yes, call him up and tell him
that your two friends are coming from UK.
Don't say Jirakpur. Say, we are from UK, okay?
What's this all about, brother?
I'll let you know some other time.
Call him up and say that your friends are coming over from UK.
Bye.
This is a nice fix you have found, you scoundrel.
No cursing. Boys and girls don't curse in this manner in UK.
They curse in sign language. I'll teach you that as well.
Okay?
Our syllabus is over. Can we go now?
We will have to go now.
Yeah. - Yeah?
You still aren't done puking?
Give me a second.
Not a government treasury that can be cleaned out in no time.
Careful with that, or you might pop your eyes out.
My eyes always yearn to see you.
How can they just pop out?
I didn't let even a drop of locally brewed stay inside me.
Deep had called.
There's a scotch coming from UK.
You start counting chickens before the eggs are hatched.
Madam. - Yes?
You can hatch eggs later. Keeda has brought someone with him.
Who is it?
Your guests with ugly faces have come.
God bless you, Keeda.
My bottle of scotch is here!
Welcome.
Hi. - Hello.
Hi, how are you? - I'm Moni.
She's my wife. Mitho.
Hi.
She is shy.
She has accepted your greetings.
Hello, sister Mitho.
Let's shake hands.
He says she is shy, but her hands are firm.
She is very frank while shaking hands, I guess.
Nice couple, huh?
Yeah. - Not slippers, just sliders.
She wears sandals sometimes. She wore them for our wedding.
You are late.
My throat has gone dry waiting for you.
My bus was late.
Airbus.
Plane is also called airbus.
It means the same.
Be grateful for I met them, they were wandering around.
See you, telephone exchange.
Bye.
He cracks funny jokes. - Yeah.
I know he's a funny guy. - Yeah.
I like it. - Nice place, eh?
Deep has made it for us to enjoy.
He sends us clothes too.
This is as good as UK for us. We eat and drink well.
We are fed up of having junk food in UK.
Now we are here to have some greens.
Don't you worry.
We'll feed you so many greens that your navel will turn green.
You can ask around if you want to.
Navel? - Ask around?
Oh, I know. Local language, you know.
Okay! He's a rustic!
Rustic!
Still rustic?
Okay, Mithe.. - I'm Moni.
My wife's Mitho. Order me.
Oh, so sorry.
I wanted to ask
will you just keeping talking or show us our rooms as well?
Yes.
Thanks for reminding. Shera!
Take their luggage and show them their room. - Yes.
Freshen up and then we'll drink. - Okay.
Which scotch have you brought with you?
Hey. - Scotch?
Customs officials have held the bag with Scotch.
We'll get it by day after tomorrow.
What if they drink it all? - Yes.
No, I drank a little from it before leaving it behind.
They don't drink from an unsealed bottle.
I puked the locally brewed liquor anticipating the scotch.
And it is still at the airport.
Fine. Follow Shera.
Okay. See you guys.
You jinxed it.
You are riding busted bikes. Are you guys idiots?
Watch it! I'll give you a tight slap.
We're from UK. - Okay.
You should be polite, brother.
You should know how to speak to your elders.
That's a quick change of tone.
Not a problem. I'll see you.
Here you go, my boy.
Have a look at your in-laws' place.
I'm here with a lot of hope, the father of my beloved.
Don't make me leave alone.
Stop laughing.
You shouldn't hesitate to bow before the place
that leads you to your destiny.
Wonderful.
Not the place, the direction.
It's the same. Get into your character.
Okay, get into your UK returned character. - Yeah.
Roop, do you see this house?
I like it. Its design is great.
Yeah, I like it too.
Looks like a copy of a design from abroad.
No. I don't think this is a copy. I think it's original.
Someone has personally designed it.
Let's ask uncle.
Yeah, I don't mind.
Hello, uncle.
Hi, uncle.
Hello.
Can you help resolve our issue?
I think your nice house's design is Indian.
I think it has been copied from abroad.
It has been designed by me. - Oh.
But it's inspired by international style.
I love abroad architecture.
Wow. Wow.
My boy..
You look familiar.
This is my first time in India. - Uncle.
We have just landed in India. - Yes.
I was born in UK.
Can I click a pic of it?
Pic?
Photo? Picture? Snap?
You can click a picture but you cannot copy the design.
It is my personal design.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Why don't you get in the frame?
I'll click a picture of you too. - Oh yeah.
Come inside. Have some refreshments.
Come with me. - Thanks.
Thank you so much, uncle.
First of all tell me what will you have?
Tea, coffee, buttermilk or juice?
Tea would suffice.
Suffice?
Roop loves Punjabi.
It's our mother tongue. - Yeah.
What did you say, where are you from?
We are from UK. Born and brought up in UK.
Wonderful.
You are fortunate to have been born and brought up there.
In India one is born only to give attendance.
You seem to be fed up of India.
You know how it is abroad.
You will know how it is here.
You cannot compare the two.
That's heaven and this is hell. - Oh yeah.
That's good, but this too is nice.
No.
You'll know in a while. You've just landed here.
Are you brothers?
No. We are friends.
But like brothers, you know.
We've been in a lot together. We are spoilt.
By spoilt I mean, he says he wants to get married in India.
Otherwise he won't get married.
I say. - My better half. Jeet.
Hi. - Hello.
God bless you. - Hi.
God bless you. Please have a seat.
They are from UK.
Okay. - I met them outside.
He wants to get married here.
Here? At our place?
In India. Here.
Okay.
It is my mom's wish that I get married in Punjab.
This boy is very 'official'.
It's cultured.
It's the same, right?
Son, I am sure we have met before.
How is that possible? This is my first visit to India.
It's possible that you must've seen me in UK.
Not in UK, I lived in Germany for two and a half years.
In 1969.
I couldn't go back because of some property issues.
Now I get it. We must've met in Kelowna.
Isn't Kelowna in Canada?
It must be in Canada. There's one in Germany as well.
I have sent people there.
I have a huge business in London.
I keep sending my staff there.
Bye.
We'll get moving. - No, son.
It was a pleasure meeting you.
You should at least have tea before leaving.
Maybe some other time. We'll see you again soon.
Okay. - Don't hesitate to ask for a car to move around.
Yeah. - No, we'll let you know.
Bye. - Bye.
Yes, let's go.
Bye. - Bye.
Goodbye. - Okay.
Bye. - Bye.
I like this boy.
What do you say?
You like anyone who comes from abroad.
No, I think Disha too will like him.
Fill it up for the Punjabis, Shera.
You are pouring it miserly as if this is scotch.
Hey, why are you taunting us about scotch?
Two like you can fit into a bottle of scotch.
DJ?
Yes? - You are UK.
Deep first offers me scotch and then gets inside the house.
Offers it to you? Why? Are you a saint?
Why are you ruining this?
Moni..
Do you know Dilip Singh Dhillon?
The one from Germany?
Yes. - Yes, I know him.
How is he?
He's fine. He's good.
He has a lot of wealth and property.
He has just one daughter.
But he is stubborn about one thing.
He wants his daughter to marry someone from abroad.
Has he found someone?
I don't know.
He says he wants..
You guys are also from abroad.
You want me to talk to him about you guys?
No, only about you.
And that too only if I get scotch.
Hey, why do you worry about the scotch?
Just talk about him.
We will drown you in scotch.
You will come out from the scotch, gasping for breath.
People usually talk in English after getting drunk.
They are the first ones who talk in Punjabi.
Don't you worry. Your job will be done.
Bottoms up!
As you wish.
Hey!
Well done, mix-breeder.
He too is celebrating.
Hello, papa! How are you?
All good, dear. What about you?
I am missing you and mom.
Then come over in the morning.
I want to introduce you to someone.
Did he find an NRI?
Who do you want me to meet?
Two boys have come from UK.
One of them is a perfect match for you.
Oh God! You like all NRIs.
No, dear. I request you to please meet him just once.
Okay. I'll be there.
Come over. Be here on time.
I'll be there. I'm hanging up now.
Bye.
Jeet Kaur!
I won't say yes to dad.
I wish my dad too finds an NRI for me.
I'll say yes for him even without seeing him.
There are two. Dad has chosen one for me.
I am so dead! Fix me up with the other guy.
I'll say bye-bye to India.
Have you lost your mind, duffer?
You haven't even seen him and you are ready to marry him.
What's there to see? He must be 6 or 5 feet tall.
He might be handsome or not. It makes no difference to me.
I just want to go abroad. - Okay.
Your funda is very clear. Come with me.
I don't know about my future but let me set yours. Okay?
I say you too should give your consent.
We will leave together.
I'll keep you company.
Kindhar Kaur, I'll put in a good word for you right away.
Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon. Hi.
Hello, dear.
What are you doing, sunbathing?
You should try the coziness of a library as well sometimes.
We were just leaving, dad.
Sir, Kindhar wanted..
Anyway, forget it.
Why do you hesitate? Tell me what it is.
Nothing, dad.
She was just enquiring whether if someone finds me an NRI boy
then will you give your consent?
Naughty.
My daughter is very naughty.
It makes no difference to me
whether he is staying here or abroad.
But you will have to find him, I don't have time.
Yes!
Oh, Kindhar, I wish my dad was just like yours.
Then he would've been teaching history.
Listen, whether or not you like the boy, I'm going to say yes.
Okay, if it pleases you, I'll take you to my village.
Rest depends on your fate. - So nice of you.
Now watch my aim.
See how I'll reel in that boy from UK.
Wow! Great command over Punjabi! Reel in!
What do you think? Will Disha agree?
What can I say? This is the first time they are meeting.
You look familiar.
Me? - Yes.
This is my first visit to India. - Okay.
Maybe you've pictured me.
Perhaps in your dreams. - Oh. Very funny.
Where are you from? - From Gilla.
Gilla?
Gilford street, London.
People in my circle call it Gilla street.
You mean you stay in London. - Yeah.
Kindhar likes your turban. - Is it?
By the way who is Kindhar?
I am. Right before you.
Oh! Is that you?
Your name is Kindhar? I like it. It's a nice name.
If you don't mind, can I address you as Kindi?
Whatever you call me, it makes no difference.
But don't stop talking. - Oh.
What's your name? - DJ.
Not your profession. Your name.
My name is DJ.
Daljeet, in short, DJ.
Nice name. - Thank you.
People abroad go by such names.
DJ, AJ, SJ.
People change their names to anything they like.
It's a nice name.
I just have a nice name.
Kindhar is nice in every way.
Thank you.
I want to see Punjab.
You don't need to ask.
What you see around you is Punjab.
Like that is agriculture and that is a house.
I want to see Punjab's pure culture.
Oh. Okay.
You mean, the wells, the carts.. - Yeah.
The old Punjab, right?
Well, you've copy-pasted me well.
But I still want to see that Punjab.
Old is gold.
You are a tad late.
I mean you should've come 40-50 years ago.
Punjab has modernized.
Hi-tech, you know.
I too keep myself up-to-date.
Can I ask you something?
Very personal. Don't mind. - Yeah. Sure.
How many girlfriends do you have?
Now..
I have many. I am casual with many girls in the neighborhood.
But I don't have a permanent one.
Then make Kindhar your permanent girlfriend.
You sure?
Oh, my God.
What happened? - You have very rough hands.
I work. One needs to work hard.
Moving the steering has made my hands rough.
My hands might be rough but my heart is soft.
Just like sponge.
I'll act like water and let the sponge soak me up.
Don't say that or I'll jump off the building.
You will jump and I'll be the one who will die.
Can I come to your college?
As a guest?
College? - Yeah.
You can surely come to my college.
But I have a request to make. Please don't refuse.
Don't insult me by making a request.
Order me.
I want to surprise my friends.
Come in a bullock-cart when you come to see me.
A bullock-cart.
On a bullock-cart.
You are going to refuse, right? - No.
I.. I like..
I love bullock-carts.
Really? - Yeah.
I love bullock-carts. Yeah.
Great. - A bullock-cart.
Foreigner, you'll come only when you find one.
Why did you have to agree to it?
She is messing around with me.
Let me think of something.
We'll be humiliated if we go to college on a bullock-cart?
I wonder why she fancies bullock-carts.
She is testing me.
And I don't wish to fail.
My job is done.
If you are not pleased, you can leave and go do your job.
Oh really? How can I leave you in the middle?
I am your true friend.
I know what friendship you are talking about.
Then why are you asking me to leave?
Try to understand, brother.
You too have lost it, brother.
Kindhar has cast such a spell on me
that I've lost my heart.
Who's done that?
How does that concern you?
Come, have a seat, Moni.
We are practicing to talk like you.
We have come to Punjab so we should learn something new.
Right? - That's nice.
He is acting stupid.
He wants to go to the city in a bullock-cart.
He says bullock-carts aren't easily available these days.
He says Moni will arrange for one.
He says it's very difficult to ask that from Moni.
Oh really?
How many do you want? - One.
When? - In the morning.
You'll get one with horns and decorations.
Now tell me. - Hey, now our job is done.
The job is not done as yet.
My scotch?
Don't worry about it. I'll give you a sack full of them.
You can even bathe with it.
Then your job is done. God's given us carrots..
Let's make a carrot cake.
You know this one as well?
Everyone's mother tongue is the same, after all.
You can laugh later. First call for a bullock-cart.
Okay. - Make the call.
Okay.
Disha, I say if you don't decide about marriage now
then when will you?
Why have you turned marriage into a PhD degree, Kindhar?
You can call me Kindi. - What?
The UK guy has given me a pet name.
Oh my.
You've raced ahead in the first meeting itself.
You are impossible, Kindhar.
Especially if I have a friend like you.
Why did you have to keep the condition of the bullock-cart?
They won't get a bullock-cart and they won't come.
That's what I want.
They shouldn't get one and they shouldn't come.
And we'll lose such good guys.
Let it be.
Wow! Great. We would have lost them.
What happened? - Look over there.
Oh God!
They are very stubborn.
Not stubborn, committed.
The boys from UK are committed. - Shut up.
Stop!
What's this? - A helicopter.
Can't you see the bullock-cart?
I know. But how did you get it in?
We rode it. We didn't push it. Hear that.
I won't let you take it further. Park it in the parking.
How can you park a bullock-cart in the parking?
Brother! Don't you worry.
Nothing will go wrong.
They are professor Chawla's guests.
That's fine, but who will pick up their dung?
Want us to put diapers on them? - Yeah.
Does their dung harm you?
In India I've seen walls filled with dung cakes, like plasters.
Hey.
Hello. - Hi.
Can we come down, Disha? It would be nice.
Yes, yes. Of course.
Please. - Let's go.
Hello.
Is the bullock-cart okay? With two bullocks.
Or did you want the one with one bullock?
Well, it's not required.
I am totally impressed with this bullock-cart stunt.
Where did you get it from?
We got it with great difficulty.
We first requested the owner.
Then we begged to the bullocks.
And then we could take it.
But as it is said no test is big or small in love.
For you I can get anything, this bullock-cart is nothing.
I was just joking. You took it to heart.
You are right. I took it to heart.
Something that touches the heart, touches the soul.
Oh my! You've memorized a lot of dialogues.
Tell me, are you taking any classes on romancing?
No, no, no.
Love always teaches something.
And one needs to learn on his own.
Oh. Get it.
What's happening? Who brought this bullock-cart?
Dad! They are from UK. They are our guests.
Oh.
There are two of them, dear.
Which one is yours?
The one in the turban.
He's handsome.
DJ, my daddy.
Hi, dad. How are you? I seek your blessings.
Hello.
Why did you come on the bullock-cart, son?
We were fed up of the steering and gears of expensive cars.
Just for change, you know.
We are trying to link the heritage of Punjab.
Very good.
Besides, petrol is expensive. - Yeah.
You kids talk. I'll make a move.
By the way, he's handsome.
Bye, uncle.
He was talking about me? - Yes.
Tell me, what will you drink?
Tea, coffee or something else?
You tell me. Do you want a ride?
Ride? - I've brought a bullock-cart.
Okay.
There's a condition if you want to give me a ride.
No more conditions.
More conditions.
Love doesn't strive on conditions. Tell me.
You were saying something? About the condition?
Oh right.
Do one thing.
Get a rickshaw tomorrow.
Rickshaw? - Yes, a rickshaw.
A three-tire one.
Three tires. You know, black and yellow. A local cab.
Oh.
We'll take a ride in it tomorrow. - Oh yeah.
Okay? - Done.
DJ..
DJ, let's go.
Sorry. I'll have to leave. - Yes.
See you. - See you.
Okay. - Bye.
See you in a rickshaw. - Yeah.
Okay. See you.
Let's go, sir.
Work fast or things will go too far.
Tomorrow she will ask you to come in a train.
How will we lay the tracks?
Now even if she asks for a beach in the village
I'll get it.
Bye.
Yeah. I love you too. Yeah.
'The fortunate ones enjoy themselves'
'on locally brewed liquor.'
You are cutting a lot of vegetables.
Not a lot. Just one. I am making greens.
Don't bother. Keep it simple.
What can get simpler? Grass?
You are in your house.
You are wearing green and making greens.
How are you? Hello.
Can't you say it in Punjabi?
If that is what you like then okay. Hello, uncle.
Okay. She is sister Mitho and I am your uncle.
This is how it is. - Stop it.
Your hubby is jealous. Hit me now.
Here's your scotch, Moni.
He's floored.
Are you happy now? Enjoy. Hi.
Say hello. Shake hands.
You shouldn't mind. - Oh really?
And why are you cutting this grass?
Cook chicken. My brothers are here.
I'll go and get the glasses.
Even if he doesn't get glasses he will drink it from his palms.
Oh my.
He even knows about palms!
These boys are intelligent.
Shera!
We'll find a nice woman in Toronto
and have Shera settle down in Canada.
First let's get ourselves settled.
You still haven't?
Listen up, everyone.
My Mrs. Roopinder Garewal has made a request.
She wants to ride a rickshaw.
Wonderful!
You should first listen.
Is he reciting a poem that you are praising him?
Listen to him. - Yes.
Order me.
Ms. Disha needs a rickshaw.
Why do we need to ask him for it?
We'll go and find one in the morning.
Who knows what will happen in the morning?
Let's call for one right away.
Shera, go and get a donkey.
Hey.
Not that. A three-wheeler rickshaw.
The one in black and yellow color.
The one people ride in.
Okay. The one who takes people back and fro.
It carries 70 people and the driver still asks more to sit.
Yes, that one.
Okay. You want that rickshaw!
I'll call for one right away.
Amazing. - Right?
Long live Moni!
Hello.. Hello!
He's saying long live Moni!
Rama, my god-like brothers have come down from London.
Who has come from London?
There must be someone. How does it concern us?
Yes, how does it concern who is it.
They want a rickshaw first thing in the morning.
Be here on time.
You can charge whatever you want.
Be there. Love you, Rama.
Okay, DJ. Your job is done.
Did you do me a favor?
Who will do our work if not you?
Why? Am I your assistant?
Then are you Tony Blair's assistant?
Hey, you said hey to Mohan Singh?
Look at him acting smart.
Come to Jirakpur, I'll break your legs.
There's Jirakpur in London as well?
Friends!
Our job is done.
We have arranged for a rickshaw.
So, long live Moni!
Long live Moni!
Mitho! Wake up and see, they are praising me.
Long live Moni!
I think they are drunk. I'll have to finish this scotch.
Why have you come here so early in the morning?
Moni called for a tempo.
Why does he need a tempo?
Moni! - Long live!
Why have you called for a rickshaw?
Why do I need a rickshaw?
I have my own car. Ask him to leave.
Fine.
He's making the whole house stink.
Rama, we haven't called for a tempo.
You must've been mistaken.
Go and do your work.
I had just two drinks.
So brother, is the rickshaw ready?
Which rickshaw?
You spoke to a guy on the phone last night.
We need to take it to the college.
I forgot. I sent him away.
Crap! Now? - Now it's difficult.
What you did was not right.
You want to give him more scotch?
You have cheated us.
Why do you drink if you cannot take it?
What an idiot!
Don't use a lot of rustic words. We made a mistake.
We gave you scotch.
We made a mistake by coming to you.
We asked you to get a rickshaw.
We should've gone somewhere else.
You promised us a rickshaw last night.
Why are you after my life?
Hold this. Brush your teeth, I'll go and get a rickshaw.
Darn you! Look how he speaks!
What do you think, will he get it?
Don't worry.
The way we treated him, he'll get us a rickshaw for sure.
I've seen, India has progressed a lot as well.
Look, it's so beautiful.
'Where has this love brought us!'
'My heart sings!'
You guys are awesome.
If you are getting bored
next time I'll have an LCD installed in the rickshaw.
No, actually I was wondering..
Like lovers don't last for long, they won't come back. Right?
I was wondering, we could settle down in Chandigarh as well.
No! Don't say that.
I was thinking of making a bungalow in Chandigarh
and live here after marriage.
I don't even like the name of Chandigarh.
Is that all?
I'll change Chandigarh's name.
I'll name it after you. Kindigarh.
So what's your next condition, Disha?
Don't hesitate.
Now it's like, whatever you say will come true.
Oh really? - Yes.
Then come tomorrow. - I will.
Alone. - What?
Alone. - Alone?
Why? Are you shy to come alone?
I was not born to be shy.
Tell me, which ride do you want?
Whichever you like.
Watch it. You'll have to sit with me.
I will. I am sitting with you now as well, right?
She's trapped. - What did you say?
I was thinking about tomorrow morning.
'I came ringing the bells.'
'Come and ride with me on my cycle.'
'I came ringing the bells.'
'Come and ride with me on my cycle.'
Hello.
What are you waiting for? Have a seat.
Where?
Here. Where else can you?
Where's the carrier?
You are not meant to sit on the carrier with me.
What if I refuse?
You will have to sit. I brought the bullock-cart.
I brought the rickshaw.
Now you cannot refuse when it's your turn.
It's not so. I'll sit. After all I promised you.
Tell me, Disha.
Which direction should we take for our long drive?
I'm seated. Take me wherever you want.
'It's you..'
Thanks. - To whom?
To the one who made the cycle.
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
'It's you..'
'It's you, I desire.'
Boys take girls to cafes.
And you have brought me to a field.
What can I do?
My soul lies in the fields.
Strange. You love the fields so much even after staying abroad.
We love fields. - Love?
You are well-versed with our lingo despite staying abroad.
So what if I don't stay in Punjab.
I'm Punjabi at heart.
Thank God you don't stay here.
Otherwise, the boys here are so spoilt
they can have their honeymoon near the tube well.
Please don't mind, but I liked the idea.
Now I'd like to have my honeymoon near the tube well.
Then find a tube well in UK.
And take the one you marry there.
The one I marry? Why don't you give your consent?
For what?
Honeymoon near the tube-well, marriage..
You are so stubborn. You are being so direct.
I don't know how to beat around the bush.
I say what is in my heart.
I've said it. Now you tell me.
I'll think about it.
Fine. She will at least think about it.
'The way you steal glances at me.'
'And the shy smile on your lips.'
'These things indicate that you are in love.'
'You don't agree but I am sure.'
'I tried reasoning with my heart.'
'It couldn't understand a thing.'
'I wait for you to express your love.'
'The way you steal glances at me.'
'And the shy smile on your lips.'
'The way you steal glances at me.'
'And the shy smile on your lips.'
'You feel linked to me.'
'You turn towards me.'
'You feel linked to me.'
'You turn towards me.'
'You have been engulfed by my love.'
'Whether I like it or not, my paths lead to you.'
'While trying to refuse, I expressed my love.'
'The way you steal glances at me.'
'And the shy smile on your lips.'
'The way you steal glances at me.'
'And the shy smile on your lips.'
'I just wanna be with you.'
'You make all my dreams come true.'
'All I think about is you.'
'The way your hair soars with the winds.'
'And the way your stole caresses the flowers.'
'The way your hair soars with the winds.'
'And the way your stole caresses the flowers.'
'It feels restless with a sight of you.'
'Now my heart belongs to you.'
'Whether I like it or not, my eyes follow you.'
'From a distance they express my love.'
'The way you steal glances at me.'
'And the shy smile on your lips.'
'The way you steal glances at me.'
'And the shy smile on your lips.'
Super rich house.
We'll get a lot of money from here.
We'll get a lot.
You just keep control over your English.
Alright? - Yo.
Hello. - Hi.
Please have a seat.
We have come from Jalandhar. From Canada.
Got it. You don't need to say.
We come to know through the winds.
Then ask someone to remove all the sign boards
and fix windmills.
His sense of humor is good.
Funny boy. He's my cousin. Mintu.
Mintu.
Yes, Mintu is my house name, actually.
Permanent name is Mahinder Pal Singh. - Wonderful.
Lots of happy with you. In front of you.
Good. Thank you.
We have come to India to get him married.
Oh. Congratulations. - Right.
Welcome.
Let's eat something first then we'll talk.
Please.
You will sit. We are alright.
We didn't say you are wrong.
No, no, no.
He means we are alright as in we are fine. We aren't hungry.
You should have a good look at Mintu.
Me, permanent Canadian from lots of years.
Wonderful. - Thank you.
You can interview myself.
If you feel right then introduce me to your girl.
Very simple.
Right. You are good.
My girl is busy in college so she couldn't make it.
We'll fix another meeting soon.
No problem. We come again and again.
But 30 days only in India. - Oh, I see.
Actually, we have proposals from Banso and Sangru.
But I want Mintu to get married to your girl.
I think she's so pretty. I love her picture.
That's why we want to pick her.
Lovely is the beauty, your girl is.
Your house is very beautiful.
Beautiful house. We just came to see it.
We want to make similar houses in Canada, not in India.
Thank you.
Where is it? - Do you have it?
In your pocket.
My phone's ringing.
Hello?
Yes, Mintu Canada speaking.
Yes. Yes.
I'll reach within an hour.
Okay. Bye.
Uncle has sent 50,000 dollars.
The agent wants me to 'correct' them right away.
Oh. - Collect.
Correct. - Then we will have to leave.
I'm so sorry but we'll have to go.
I like it here, I don't feel like going
but who can go against destiny?
How is that possible?
You didn't drink or eat anything.
It's okay.
If we are fortunate then we'll eat a lot of sweets
and have a lot of drinks.
It's not a problem.
But come what may, your house is so 'corrupt', I like it.
Correct. Anyway, I think we should leave. - Yes.
Let's go. Thank you. Bye. - Bye.
Let's go.
I didn't like this boy.
And then we are talking to Roop about this.
They have been after me since a long time.
We won't refuse them right away.
We'll keep them on hold.
Who knows when we might need them!
Their girl will be as beautiful as their house is.
You concentrate on the house.
Otherwise you'll have to face the music.
You are taking me seriously. You fool, I belong to you.
Let's go.
I mean, I'm saying this to me on your behalf.
'Come on, Mintu. Drive the car.' Let's go.
Better. - Please.
Have a seat.
She must be beautiful.
Jugaadi, the game is now in our hand.
The ground is set.
I think at the first opportunity I should tell Disha everything.
What are you two whispering about?
Nothing special, brother.
Roop was saying that he is thirsty.
Thirsty. Feisty.
Rebellious.
What? I didn't get you.
Bye-bye. Daljeet Singh Jugaadi
has the traffic in Jirakpur reduced?
How do we know that?
Roopinder Singh Garewal, son of Harjeet Singh Garewal.
Village and post office Gill Kala, Fatehgarh Sahib.
Isn't that your address?
Should I tell you the pin-code as well?
I think someone has instigated him against us.
Instigated? Am I that easy?
I have searched your bags.
Daljeet Singh Jugaadi, isn't Bye-Bye India your company?
I.. I told Roop.
Not Roop. Roopinder Singh Garewal.
I had told Roopinder.. - Drop your accent.
I had told Roopinder Singh
that we should tell everything to Moni.
He said we should check whether or not you are strong enough.
We should first test him.
Hats off to you. You have found out the truth about us.
Come to the point.
Look, we are not here to cheat anyone.
Right? I am in love.
You know what happens when one falls in love.
Talking won't suffice. Cut a deal with me.
Ask Jugaadi to send me and my wife to UK.
That's all? It's very easy to send you to UK.
I can make you leave for UK tomorrow itself.
Keep it in mind. Don't forget.
Have you forgot when you were trying to impress me?
You had started a restaurant in my village.
Hear that. Sister-in-law is here.
One should help others, right? - Yes.
Behave, or I will set you straight.
He is troubling these poor kids.
God bless you.
Please agree, my lord.
Let me have my beloved.
Such respect!
No one will make you a juggler, he's calling you lord.
What else do you desire?
Look, the bell rang before I could say something.
Hello?
No phone? No message?
I thought I shouldn't disturb you.
What if I want to be disturbed?
Fine.
I'll change the Facebook status today itself.
Disha now belongs to Roopinder.
No one should take the trouble of trying to impress you.
You shouldn't be so over confident.
I haven't given it in writing.
Then give it in writing.
Okay.
Boy from UK, come to me as fast as you can.
I want to introduce you to someone.
Alright.
Ask him to get my beloved as well.
Get your friend as well.
He is ready to get inside the car.
End the call and we shall start the car.
Who do you want me to meet?
What's the hurry? I'll introduce you.
Hi, Disha. - Hi!
Sorry I am late.
It's okay. She is my best friend, Jyoti.
Jyoti, she is Kindhar. - Hi.
He's.. - DJ.
From UK. - Hello.
And he's Roop.
Roop. Hi. - Hi. Hello.
Come, sit. - Yeah.
Roop.
Oh! Your name matches your looks.
I pass him.
Without even giving a test?
I scan with my eyes. - Shut up, Jyoti.
Don't mind her. She's very talkative.
No, no. Never mind.
Boys don't mind girls talking.
Specially in UK, right? - Yeah.
Oh God. I forgot to tell you.
Jyoti too is from UK.
Oh yeah?! - Oh yeah?!
Yeah.
Oh.
Disha told me that you stay in Southall.
I stay at Ashley Road. My house number is 28.
And yours?
What.. I am getting cramps. I'll have to go.
I'll hit you.
You can't leave me alone.
How will I handle this alone?
I asked, where do you stay?
We.. - Gilford, Glassi Junction.
Oh yeah.
I didn't ask the drink time.
I asked where your permanent residence is.
She is just asking. She won't come to your house.
Actually her husband is of the suspicious kind.
Oh. - That's nice.
We stay near the Gurudwara.
Yeah. - That's fine.
But do you stay near Nanaksar Gurudwara
or Singh Sabha Gurudwara?
Singh Singh Sabha. - Yeah.
Singh Sabha. - We go there daily.
I too have been going there daily, since four years.
But we never met. - I know.
Strange.
By chance we mostly go at night.
They must be at work during the day.
Yeah. There's lot of work.
Anyway, where do you go to eat out?
We go to the Gurudwara to eat at the community kitchen.
We don't go to the restaurant that often.
We sometimes eat at the community kitchen.
A person's thinking is more important than eating.
As to how you think.
No, no, no. No philosophy.
You have to tell me. I should know your taste. - Hey.
Taste? - How can you test him after you have cleared him?
Yeah. Not fair!
Tell her, please. We will go there in the future.
Strange. Why aren't you answering?
Okay Roop, tell me
which is the place you will first take my friend to.
Oh, I'll take her to the Statue of Liberty.
What? That's in New York.
We stay in London.
We'll go to New York for our honeymoon.
Yeah.
By the way, I work at the Tube. - Tube?
She is cracking jokes now.
Who can work at the Tube?
You can work at the Tube factory.
She says she works at the Tube.
Yeah.
Tube means Metro train. - Oh yeah.
You stay in London and you don't know about the Tube.
Of course.
There's a river in London. What's its name?
Oh yeah. - Hear that.
There are many rivers flowing through London.
It's hard to keep track of them.
There's just one river in London.
And it is called the Thames.
Yeah. Obviously Thames.
Thames. Forgot the name.
There is a Punjabi Bikaneri restaurant at Oxford street.
I am sure you keep going there.
Oh yeah. - Very often.
We have Indian snacks there, right?
They are so tasty. Spicy. - We visit that place so often.
There is no restaurant with that name in England.
Where do we eat those snacks?
Has it shut down?
It must have shut down. - How..
Now stop this drama.
Sorry, Disha, they have failed my test.
What do you mean? I didn't get you.
They are frauds. They have never been to UK.
This..
I too was wondering they have more accent than I have.
Roop..
What is Jyoti talking about?
Why don't you say something? - What do I say..
Jyoti is right, Disha. I am from Gilla.
Roopinder.
What?
Actually, the first time..
Shut up.
You don't need to say anything.
You have cheated me.
I love you, Disha.
Don't you take my name.
Boys have turned love into a joke, these days.
Don't you ever show me your face again.
Get lost!
Disha..
Sorry, guys.
Where should I keep the bags?
On my head.
Why are you getting irritated with him?
We failed because of our own mistake.
You get a degree in love only after failing a few times.
This isn't just about failure.
We were caught cheating.
Even a penny is valued. So don't consider yourself worthless.
Mitho is right. Don't lose hope.
Bye, sister. - Bye, brother.
If you feel that we can be of help to you, do let us know.
I couldn't form a relationship with her
but I formed with you one that will last a lifetime.
Please forgive us if we have made any mistake, sister.
No, my brothers. You are a gem of a person.
Moni told me everything.
Don't cry. We will feel bad.
We won't like it here without you.
We will go and meet them in the city.
They live in India. Get in, brother.
Lovely..
Did the Dhillons call?
No. They didn't call.
I'm going through a bad phase since the past 6 months.
For you it's only since the past 6 months.
My bad luck began the day I got married to you.
Aren't you tired of saying the same thing everyday?
What else do I say?
Your parents lied about your property
and had me married to an illiterate like you.
And as a punishment for cheating you I am cheating other people.
Oh really? Won't I recover my money
which you splurged in casinos in Canada from you?
By calling your husband your cousin?
I think we are done.
Get this straight.
If it remains the same then I'll go back to Canada.
Go back to Canada, my foot!
As if you have multiple factories there.
As if you have a mint opened for me over here.
I had. But I couldn't get this family.
I wonder how Bye-Bye India's Daljeet could influence them.
He is the thorn in our flesh.
We need to get his details. - We will.
But by keeping a safe distance.
A little mistake and we go straight to prison.
Please, gain command over your English.
Now do you wish to stay as my cousin?
Disha..
She won't listen to you.
Why?
Ask her to talk to me just once.
Where is the one who ties a small turban. - He'll come too.
I'll bash him up if he comes in front of me.
Forget about him. You ask her to talk to me.
No. You were playing a game, right? Now the game is over.
Fine. I played a game. I played it because of her.
Disha!
Tell her, I won't back off.
I love her.
You are a liar.
Why did you lie to me?
I loved you.
I will never forgive you.
Never.
'Being separated from you, my heart aches.'
'It shows in my eyes.'
'As tears they started pouring.'
'All my dreams have shattered.'
'Even God isn't favoring me anymore.'
'Why didn't our hearts beat as one?'
'They were yet to give consent but they parted ways.'
'Being separated from you, my heart aches.'
'It shows in my eyes.'
'As tears they started pouring.'
'I go down memory lane and I miss you.'
'I fear I'll have to live being separated from you.'
'This troubles me, I cannot endure it, my beloved.'
'I regret giving away my heart.'
'I cannot even breathe, my beloved.'
'Being separated from you, my heart aches.'
'It shows in my eyes.'
'As tears they started pouring.'
'Being separated from you, my heart aches.'
'It shows in my eyes.'
'As tears they started pouring.'
What's wrong with Disha? She is always in her room.
I spoke to her, she says she is worried about the exams.
I am worried about her marriage.
What will we do if Roop says yes to someone else?
I will speak to her.
I suggest we should get them engaged.
Heed my advice, don't pressurize the girl.
Let her make the decision. - You never listen to me.
You always do as you please. - Do as you please.
'Don't pressurize her.'
We have found such a nice boy.
What if we lose him?
One doesn't come across such boys everyday.
And he is an NRI.
Why are you scanning this? Scan your brain.
Think of something.
What should I scan for in my brains?
My mind is shut. It is locked.
There's a curfew on my heart and my mind.
I cannot think of anything.
Do one thing.
Call Kindhar. - Kindi.
Whatever.
Ask her to make me speak to Disha once.
I cannot call Kindi.
She keeps insulting me. I cannot endure so much humiliation.
Call anyone you want. - Here.
Stupid.. Why? Hello! Hello?
Why do you keep calling me? Shameless. Liar. Stupid.
Take some. She is distributing it for free.
You think I am giving you offerings?
Don't you ever call me again! I am dead for you.
No, Kindhar. Sorry Kindi, please don't say that.
Will you hang up or should I disconnect?
Look..
The thing is, please make your friend meet Roop just once.
He is sitting with me. He is in a bad state.
He will die.
If I take his name, Disha will kill me.
Ask her where she is. - Just tell me where she is.
Why should I? Don't you ever call me again, Mr. Jugaadi.
Fraud. Okay?
Here's your toy.
Go and meet Kindi today itself.
I feel that you will convince her.
Oh really?
You think I wasn't insulted enough over the phone
now I should go there and get insulted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Only Kindi can help me meet Disha.
Last time.
After this if anyone will get insulted, it'll be you, not me.
Thank you, brother.
Kindi look, I am the same person.
Only the UK tag was a lie.
That is the problem.
There is nothing wrong with me, right?
I am not a bad person, right?
You are a nice person, but you are from India.
100 percent Indian.
But I want someone who is 100 percent NRI.
That is why I loved you.
No matter how you would've been
but you should have been from there.
What do you mean? - My funda is clear.
I will love and marry only the one who shall take me abroad.
Is that the problem?
Not the problem. The only problem.
Hey, that's not difficult.
I send 150 people abroad every year.
We can settle abroad later. That's not a problem.
Are you lying?
No. Look, my parents' souls are watching me.
Ask them whether I have ever lied to them.
I swear on God. Have I ever lied? Never.
Fine. I forgive you just once.
But things will work out only if you take me abroad.
Want a cup of tea?
I have never tried it but I cannot refuse it today.
I'll drink it. - Let's go.
Disha..
I accept that I was wrong.
But whatever I did, it was to be with you.
Disha..
Please listen to me.
Please don't give me such a big punishment.
Please.
Please!
Disha!
Disha, you are the first and the last girl I am pleading to.
Madam. - Yes?
Is it wrong to love? - No. Who says so?
Heard that?
Disha..
Brother, is it wrong to lie to make someone yours?
It's okay to lie a little.
Madam. - Yes?
Should you forgive if someone apologizes from the heart?
I would. - Heard that?
Listen up, everyone.
Brother, please. Hear my plea.
Madam..
I love this girl.
I lied about a small thing.
Not out of greed for something.
Just to make her mine.
That too because of her dad.
And today
I apologize to her in front of all of you.
Here you go.
Please forgive me. I am your culprit.
Enough of this. Will you stop this drama now?
This is the limit.
This concerns my life and you are calling it a drama!
What do you want? - I want you.
And I want to be forgiven for my mistake.
You are a liar. You are a beguiler.
You deceived me. - I didn't have an option.
You should have spoken to my parents.
You should've asked my hand in marriage.
I had.
My dad phoned your dad.
He said he wanted an NRI boy.
You are lying. - I swear.
I swear on my mother.
I will wait for you near the pumping station, tomorrow.
I was sure I won't have to wait forever.
I still don't believe you.
If you didn't believe me you wouldn't have come here.
I am here just to let you know my decision.
Who are you and I to decide?
God has decided for us.
We shall be together forever.
I am not going to follow you.
Who is asking you to? I'll follow you.
You have your way with words. You are a liar.
You are a beguiler.
You have made me cry a lot.
You didn't cry alone, I too cried with you.
For once, I thought I should die.
What is the use of living now?
You tell me what I could have done?
Your father needed an NRI boy.
What if something would have happened to me?
I wouldn't let you die alone.
You made me cry a lot. Now don't you ever leave me again!
This goon spoilt a decent girl.
You can say anything you want.
Now you are my queen and I am your servant.
Fill your name over here and your address over here.
Fine. - Did you understand?
Okay, ma'am. - Excuse me, sir.
Sir, a ma'am and a sir have come to meet you.
They are sitting in your office.
A ma'am and a sir? - Yes.
This means Kindi is here with her father.
She is very intelligent.
Get back to work. - Okay, sir.
Yes? How can I help you?
Hi. - Done. Tell me.
I forgot to say hello. Take my hello and lots of intro.
I am called Mintu.
Who says? Tell me. I shall talk to them. That's not a problem.
No, no, no.
Me Mahinder Pal Singh.
My grandma affectionately calls me Mindu.
Anyway, when I was wake, my aunt said me, Mintu.
The another this is.. - Excuse me.
If he takes so long, don't bother to tell me her name.
No. I'll tell you my name. It's Lovely.
Lovely. Short and sweet. - Hello.
By the way, we are into the same business.
Ever since you started this business
we have suffered huge losses.
The lots of difficulties in on front of us, actually.
I think he recently flunked the IELTS exam.
Was a ban issued on him?
Actually, he means we can earn lots of money together.
What do you think? - 50-50, lots of profit.
What do you mean?
I mean we will send a few people abroad
and rest can go to hell.
Simple. - No!
What did you think before coming to my office?
That we will convince you. Deal will come through. Nothing else.
Yes. - I don't know about the deal
but when I hit you with my slippers lots of time
you will feel very bad.
I am restraining myself because of Ms. Lovely.
Otherwise I would've turned you bald by now.
Don't try to act smart, mister. Use your brain.
You stand to lose a lot.
You shouldn't ever lock your luck.
You mean you won't leave until I thrash you.
Cool, mister. Cool.
It's okay if you don't accept our deal.
Come on, Mintu. Let's leave.
What's the hurry?
Do one thing. Order tea.
People sometimes change their mind.
No problem.
He has kept the bell way down.
Let me get some tea for you.
You love cricket, don't you?
Come on, let's go and get the ball.
We will play some other day, brother.
Nice meeting you.
You come sometime.
Me permanent. Follow me.
Let's go.
Short and sweet.
Hello, sir. What's up?
What can be up? The sky seems dull, you know that.
Recharge the battery of your heart.
We are back on track. Everything has been settled.
What! Swear by God.
Calm down. I will tell you everything once we meet.
There is an invitation for Jyoti's marriage anniversary.
Isn't Jyoti the one who ruined everything for us?
Yes, that's her.
Today at her function we will set everything right.
Listen, dress well, don't get us humiliated.
Well done, my boy. You have pleased me.
'You are wearing a traditional yellow dress with ornaments.'
'For that I wish to give you a salute, my girl.'
'I salute you, my girl.'
'You are wearing a traditional yellow dress with ornaments.'
'For that I wish to give you a salute, my girl.'
'I praise the lock of hair on your forehead.'
'The lock of hair.'
'You are my first choice, my girl.'
'My first choice.'
'You are my first choice, my girl.'
'My first choice.'
'I've been spoilt for choices in my life.'
'I am a beautiful damsel.'
' A beautiful damsel.'
'I've been spoilt for choices in my life.'
'I am a beautiful damsel.'
'I am like a delicate glassware.'
'The crazy youth dances in a carefree manner.'
'Dances in a carefree manner.'
'The crazy youth dances in a carefree manner.'
'Dances in a carefree manner.'
'Your blush has ruined me.'
'Your shyness has killed me.'
'Your shyness has..'
'Your beautiful shyness has..'
'Your blush has ruined me.'
'Your shyness has killed me.'
'Your beautiful shyness has..'
'You are worth millions when you move.'
'You are my first choice, my girl.'
'My first choice.'
'You are my first choice, my girl.'
'My first choice.'
'She is of the color of the afternoon sky.'
'She moves in style.'
'Moves in style.'
'She is of the color of the afternoon sky.'
'She moves in style.'
'Moves in style.'
'She is like a live wire when she dances!'
'The crazy youth dances in a carefree manner.'
'Dances in a carefree manner.'
'The crazy youth dances in a carefree manner.'
'Dances in a carefree manner.'
'From the time you have come of age.'
'Boys have stopped guarding their fields.'
'They have stopped guarding their fields.'
'From the time you have come of age.'
'Boys have stopped guarding their fields.'
'They have stopped guarding their fields.'
'You are the one I like to see dancing!'
'To see dancing.'
'You are my first choice, my girl.'
'My first choice.'
'You are my first choice, my girl.'
'My first choice.'
'Yes!'
'I hang strings from my earrings.'
'I fill my fair arms with beautiful bangles.'
'My fair arms.'
'I hang strings from my earrings.'
'I fill my fair arms with beautiful bangles.'
'My fair arms.'
'I look beautiful like the dawn.'
'Wherever I dance.'
'The crazy youth dances in a carefree manner.'
'Dances in a carefree manner.'
'You are my first choice, my girl.'
'My first choice.'
'The crazy youth dances in a carefree manner.'
'Dances in a carefree manner.'
'My first choice.'
Wow. Excellent.
It was great. I felt like I am dancing at my wedding.
To tell you the truth, I too felt the same.
Then start the preparations. What's the problem?
So, madam? Why do you wish to wear the wedding dress?
It's not that easy. - Why? What's the problem now?
The high court is ready. - But the supreme court isn't.
Supreme court? - My dad.
Go and tell your father everything.
You want me to tell my dad about you?
Of course!
I don't know about you, but he will send me to Canada.
Who is from Canada? - There's someone.
Dad has kept him on hold.
Your old man is very cunning.
Excuse me. Manners.
Okay. Sorry. Please go and convince your father.
Otherwise we won't be able to take things forward.
You should do something. I am scared.
I cannot do it.
How can we go and tell your dad
that we have committed a fraud with him?
It is not right for the boys to go and meet him.
And with your dad's anger, he won't even need a stick.
He will beat us with his mustache.
True.
You read newspapers all day long.
Don't you want to spend time with our daughter?
She is here only for a day.
Where is she?
Why are you standing over there?
Come over here.
Come on.
Have a seat.
Silly girl. I wanted to talk to you.
Dad, I too wanted to talk to you.
I shall listen to you.
But you first hear what's written in the newspaper.
Look what's going on in this world.
A foreigner groom turned out to be an Indian.
How is that possible?
Someone got a girl married in Roopnagar.
They were told the boy was from America.
But he was from Mohali. - Oh God.
Such people should be arrested.
Arrested? I would've shot such people dead.
They have no shame left.
They don't think before ruining someone's life.
The girls' families too blindly get their daughters married.
Forget about it. Tell me, what did you want to say?
I..
I was saying that..
You shouldn't worry about me.
You have made all my worries go away, dear.
Tell me when should I call those guys from UK?
Whenever you feel right, dad.
As you wish. What can I say?
Dad..
Will you have tea?
I'll send tea for you.
I'll be right back.
Saw that? My daughter is so smart.
Learn something from her.
You too should learn something sometimes.
You have spent all your life teaching others.
You will never say the right thing.
I left Germany because of you.
But you will never stop nagging.
One should never marry a girl richer than oneself.
She never listens.
I cannot tell the truth to my dad.
He will shoot both of you.
Why both of us? It's his mistake.
I was unnecessarily dragged into it.
You are trying to shy away from this?
It was your idea, wasn't it?
We should go as guys from UK. Now lead us.
Monkey gets the cream and I get kicked.
Who did you call a monkey?
You shouldn't take everything seriously.
It's a saying. You shouldn't take everything personally.
Listen, if you want to talk nonsense
then do so after I go to Canada.
Your old man.. your dad.
Anyway, tell me what should we do now?
It will be same as before.
Stay as boys who have come from UK.
You come to my house with your family
and ask for my hand in marriage.
We will tell the truth to my dad at the right time.
I should bring my family?
To your house?
Hear that.
Yes..
As people who are from UK.
That is not possible.
It's impossible. - Why is it impossible?
You don't know my dad. He will beat me black and blue.
Think of something else.
Fine, I have an option of Canada.
He is not a bad person.
You think of something for yourself.
My family will kill me.
Jugaadi, you think of something.
Great. You want me to fix everything.
You will never do anything on your own.
He thinks I am Google.
He searches for everything on me.
Yeah, right. Your system has already hanged.
Look, love is all about the heart.
You cannot resolve the issues by talking.
You need to put your heart into it.
Look how strong this girl is acting.
Why are you so scared?
Hey, I am not scared of anyone.
I am just a little nervous.
If you are not scared then do as she says.
Go for it. Make the declaration.
She can also tell her family..
Else, you should forget about me.
You..
Brother!
Brother, come and eat breakfast.
Do you want it in writing? I don't want to eat.
I said it once. No means no.
Why are you venting your anger on food?
Don't be stubborn. Come on.
You didn't eat anything last night as well.
Didn't you hear what I said? Don't trouble me.
Go and do your work. Go away from here.
What happened? Why do you look so sad?
I had gone to ask brother for lunch, aunt.
He said he doesn't want to eat. He scolded me as well.
Why? Why doesn't he want to eat?
I don't know. He didn't eat anything last night as well.
Why didn't you tell me? - Is he feeling well?
I'll go and find out. - No. Let it be.
I'll go and talk to Roopinder.
Yes, dear. What's up?
I am fine. I've set the right ambience in the house for you.
They are expecting you.
I too have created the right ambience here to create a scene.
Do whatever you want to, quickly.
My family is confused but I'll convince them somehow.
Convince them quickly.
Otherwise, you will end up being a guest at my wedding.
Don't you worry. I won't let that happen.
Someone's coming. I'll call you back.
Roopinder!
Roop..
You haven't eat anything since last night.
Don't do this, son.
I am not hungry.
What is wrong? Are you angry or upset with us? Please tell me.
We have never said no to you.
But now you will.
Yes, tell me. - Roop, has your family agreed?
No. I know in this house no one likes me.
Oh my God. - Don't say that, brother.
My story is linked to yours.
You are right. We should leave everything and become hermits.
No, my son. Don't.
When did I advise you to become a hermit?
You are saying it. I'll call you back.
Roopinder..
What are you saying, son?
For what have we ever refused you?
Tell me, I will agree to anything you say.
You promise?
I swear on you.
But dad won't agree.
Then you don't know your mom.
It's my job to convince him.
Just tell me what's the problem.
Yes, dear. So how is Roopinder feeling?
Did he eat anything?
Hello.. I am talking to you.
Have you stuffed cotton in your ears?
You don't keep quiet even while doing yoga.
Why are you quiet today?
Fine, don't talk to me if you don't want to.
Channo, breakfast.
I've already eaten.
I was talking about breakfast for me.
Your breakfast hasn't been prepared as yet, uncle.
What do you mean?
Aunt has issued an order
that no food will be cooked in this house.
What is this I hear, madam?
I am talking to you.
What's happening in this house?
She is on a hunger strike and has vowed to keep quiet.
What is Channo saying?
This is cheating.
You are openly blackmailing me.
I will go crazy. At least tell me the reason for this fast.
Hello? Dear?
For God's sake don't trouble me anymore.
Tell me what's the problem?
You'll have to sign on a blank paper unconditionally.
I can give you a palm print on a blank page.
I want Roopinder to marry Mr. Dhillon's daughter of Kheri.
The one to whom I spoke to over the phone?
Roopinder loves that girl.
And they have agreed to get them married.
Then let's get them married. I never said no.
But for that we will have
to behave like we have come from UK.
From UK? - Yes.
How can one act like that?
The thing is Roopinder met them as a boy from UK.
That's why we will have to act for our son.
Have you lost your mind?
I won't be able to do anything like that.
Fine then, I shall continue my protest.
Where's Roopinder?
Roopinder!
I hold you under oath, you cannot say anything to him.
Roopinder, what is this I hear?
It's sad.
You hid this from me?
From your dad?
You should have spoken to me at least once.
What made you think that I won't stand by you?
Sorry, dad.
Love you, dad.
You shouldn't lose hope.
Dhillon takes Punjab lightly, doesn't he?
Now, we'll pretend to be from the UK and show him
the power of Punjab.
What are you waiting for, dear? Start preparing.
Yes. Yes.
Alright. Alright. - No, no, no.
Oh no. This is not right.
Oh God. - Yeah.
Oh God.. - Madam, what have you gotten me into?
Memorize it sincerely, dear.
I've been trying to memorize since so long.
Yes! Yes. No. Yeah!
Oh yeah! Yeah!
I got it. - Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Nice.
I'll rock!
Now hear me talk.
I wanted a daughter-in-law from Punjab.
Yes. - No.
No? - Called?
Call? - No, not even that.
I desired a daughter-in-law from Punjab.
Desired!
She asks and she gets.
Now hear me talk. - Okay.
You have to give in to your kids' wishes.
I got it. Now I won't worry.
This is the first time
I've seen wedding preparations taking place like this.
Hey, even I have learnt how to say it.
It's been so long since I changed my status on Facebook.
Boys must be wondering. - Boys..
Here's holy offering.
Today is the first day of the month.
Lord Almighty.
It is the first day of the month of our calendar.
They are one of us. They aren't foreigners.
We need your help, Moni. You are declaring it to the world.
Today is an auspicious day.
Why not go to the Gurudwara and say it on the loudspeaker?
'Everyone in the vicinity is being informed.'
'Two people pretending to be from UK are in the village.'
'Lock your doors. Dilip Singh's daughter is in danger.'
You have taken it to heart. I was just joking.
Your jokes will ruin us.
Watch out.
Roop, I think your love story will surpass all.
Hey, he's saying such bad things.
All epic stories had a bad ending.
We want to marry them. Right?
Don't you worry. You have God's blessings.
Now just wait for the wedding band to play.
When should we make the families meet?
Why delay it any further?
Let's go this evening. - That's better.
No. Not in the evening. Go now.
You are not in the state of going anywhere in the evenings.
My brother is very naughty.
What is her name? - Gurdisha.
Guru Disha. Nice name.
You have given your daughter a very rare name.
Oh yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
Your daughter's name suits her image.
She is now your daughter as well.
Now she will come here only as a guest.
She can come every second day if she wants.
We aren't going to be strict in-laws.
You see..
I still speak like I used to 30 years ago.
You know, I told my wife
that I'll try to speak the local lingo in Punjab.
And I told him he won't be able to do it.
He must've forgotten it.
I haven't forgotten, darling. I haven't.
Hey, dad. You speak so well.
I like it. It's nice.
I'll learn how to speak the lingo from uncle. - Yeah.
Okay, we can talk about such things any other time.
Now let's decide
when we should hold the engagement and the wedding.
Right? - Hey, he's in such a hurry.
We agree to whatever they say.
Look, we don't believe in showing off.
We want to keep it simple.
We don't want to waste any money.
We don't want any gifts either.
There is a bad tradition in Punjab. What is it called?
Dowry? - Yeah.
No dowry. Just the girl.
You mean you won't give me a ring either?
Hey, he is eager than the bride and the groom.
We'll give you the traditional gifts to you first.
That's for the girls, DJ. Now don't say that it's the same.
Whatever you say is right, brother.
It is your country.
Look, don't talk about dowry, please.
You have made me happy, Mr. Garewal.
This is how they think.
This is why I want my daughter to marry an NRI.
Yeah.
I suggest we should finalize everything on the next Sunday.
What say, Kindi? What do you say?
Whatever my elders suggest, I will let my dad know.
Okay. - Alright.
We'll finalize on Sunday? - Yeah.
Yeah? - You seem eager.
Sorry.
You shouldn't speak when your elders are talking.
But it's alright. It's alright.
So, we will come here on Sunday?
Whatever you say.
Mr. Dhillon, hear I, but tell me what's wrong.
Look, I know you are nice people.
But I have given my consent to someone else.
He too is an NRI.
It does not good look, Mr. Dhillon.
You know out of lots of girls, I didn't see any.
Because me very much look on you.
I cannot speak anymore. Please talk to Lovely.
Talk to him. He has refused.
What happened, Mr. Dhillon?
Look, Ms. Lovely, we never said yes to you.
But we had our hopes high.
You know Mintu keeps looking at your daughter's face
all day long on Facebook.
It's okay.
Now you tell him to stop looking at Disha's face on Facebook.
Okay? Bye.
Hello?
Did he hang up?
Oh God, I wonder what ruined it for us.
I know. Bad luck.
Now I will turn this bad luck into good luck.
They are rich.
I got into this because of you.
If you hadn't wasted my money in casinos then..
Then what? Would you be sitting next to the queen of England?
Hear her talk. Forget the past and think about the present.
Sorry, darling. I wasn't angry.
We are in here to make others worry, not worry ourselves.
Let's think of something. Worry not. Yes.
Don't talk to me in English.
Oh sorry, I forgot. You are my wife.
You should get serious at least sometimes.
All the time comedy, comedy, comedy.
Stupid. She tells me to get serious.
I won't get serious. I want to make others serious.
You have cleaned out my ATM card even before the wedding.
You'll clean out my credit cards as well after the wedding.
You are giving up already?
My real shopping will begin in UK.
She is paying all her bills. She doesn't let me pay.
Don't worry. After the wedding you'll be paying for everything.
Oh really?
I didn't know getting married was such a hard work.
How mean.
Just a minute!
Getting married is hard work for you?
Okay. Wait.
I'll go and buy another dress. - Listen..
Sorry, guys.
If I am not wrong, isn't that girl Dhillon's daughter?
Has this girl lost her mind?
Was she crazy from the beginning or has she just lost her mind?
You must know. You know her from a long time.
Yes. That's her, Mintu.
But forget about it. Why should we bother?
Wait a minute.
Isn't that guy whom we met at Bye-Bye India's office?
I don't believe in black magic.
Yes. It's him.
I think he has fixed Disha's marriage.
He must've fixed it with the boy standing next to him.
I think I'll have to do something now.
The boy's smart, Mintu.
Your intentions change very quickly.
I was just saying.
I don't know much about such things.
Why is he smiling so much?
What I don't understand is that why is he speaking in an accent?
I know, Mintu. I didn't think about that.
Then think.
Until I get married, I think..
I think they are elephant teeth.
Elephant teeth?
For eating use different ones, for cheating use different ones.
What do you mean? - Game.
I think God has given the game back in our hands.
So now? - Now we shall play.
Let's go.
Oh, she's there now. Look at her.
Why are you looking at him?
Just forget him. Remember me.
I am permanent.
Come on. Just follow me.
Hello! Let's go.
What are you thinking about, Ms. Disha?
Something bothering you?
There's a lot bothering me.
For how long will we hide the truth?
You can tell your family whenever you feel right.
I told you, I won't tell them.
Either you or your family will tell them.
Hello?
What is it? You seem to be in a hurry to get married.
What? What do you mean?
I mean are you dressed? Had you placed the head gear?
Who are you?
The one who wanted to marry her.
But you boys entered with fake IDs.
Come to the point. What is your problem?
Stop acting smart, fake UK returned people.
Make sure Roopinder Garewal from Gilla understands this.
I want to talk..
Hello. Don't waste your time, Daljeet Jugaadi.
Come and meet me at Mitra Da Dhaba.
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
What's this new problem that has cropped up?
Hello?
Hello, Roop? Our hard work is going down the drain.
What happened? Why are you getting hyper?
We are ruined.
You'll be divorced even before you can get married.
Have you lost your mind?
I'm fine, but I guess we'll have to help someone find his.
Do one thing. Come and meet me. Right away.
Okay. I am coming.
It's ringing.
It's him. - Answer it.
Yes?
Hello? Look straight ahead.
Where are you?
In front of you.
On the table.
Drinking tea.
Over there. He's sitting over there.
I think he has escaped from the zoo.
Hello.
Yes. Yes.
Have a seat.
You have identified me correctly.
Wouldn't have it been better
if you would've made a deal with me earlier?
What do you want?
I want Dhillon's daughter to be my wife.
I'll kill you.
No, no, no. A case will be registered under section 302.
You'll die unnecessarily.
I'll talk to Dhillon right away.
Who are you in the truth of life!
Just a minute.
First tell me, why you have called us here?
I want to make a deal.
That too for just 10 million rupees.
Otherwise I'll go and create a scene at your wedding.
What do we do now?
What's there to do?
We'll give him 10 million rupees. He deserves it.
You have cash? - I do. In my office.
Deal done, my friend.
But you will have to come with me to my office.
Because the cash is over there.
Not I mind. You can take me anywhere.
Full money. Full deal.
So sweet of you.
Here, we have paid you.
We didn't wait till the wedding.
I was just kidding, brother.
I know you too are kidding, right?
10 million, right?
If you think 10 million is a lot, give me 100,000.
It doesn't suit you to refuse a friend, right?
He is shameless.
Please listen to me, brother.
I'll be fine even if you give me currency
from the years prior to 2005.
What other discount can I offer you?
Let's go, DJ. - Come on, untie me.
Untie you? I'll slap you.
Darn you, you should bathe sometimes.
Your clothes stink. - Where are you taking my clothes?
Listen. Hello, brother. My clothes..
Stop talking nonsense. I am not taking all of them.
You can keep some.
My clothes!
Stay in the character.
Our hard work will be ruined if anyone finds out the truth.
The one we have tied up is the one who is getting ruined.
That fool tried to mess with us.
Look, all weddings should be like this one.
No commotion, no crowds.
Mr. Chawla, how many in India can you convince?
Here show off equals to marriage.
Excuse me, Mr. Dhillon? What's the delay?
If it's okay with you shall we go ahead with the ring ceremony?
Thank God he remembered.
I was worried that if it gets delayed, things could get worse.
Stay in the character.
Our hard work will be ruined if anyone finds out the truth.
What did you say?
Who are you talking about?
You don't have time to come and meet me.
I was telling DJ that you look beautiful in this dress.
Hot and happening chick!
Hey, even my girl is looking beautiful today.
She's feeling shy.
Hello? - Hello!
Such a big hello? I guess our job is done!
My game is nearing end. Come early.
DJ has locked me in his office. Hurry up.
Oh my God. Don't worry. I'll come right away. Don't worry.
Fine. Listen, get some clothes for me.
And also.. Hello? Hello?
It got disconnected? Women never hear everything.
They can keep talking nonstop
but never listen to what's important.
Yes, mom?
Come, son. Let's begin the ring ceremony.
Yes.
This isn't a ring but a commitment of a lifetime.
Now.
No, you first put it on my finger.
They have exchanged the rings. Now everything will be fine.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
One second.
What's the hurry?
Which idiot tried to stop the engagement?
Me. Myself. In front of you.
Who is this person who has come here like this? Who is this?
Who is this beggar? Get him out of here.
Mr. Dhillon, at least you shouldn't be saying that.
Trace me with care. Me. Mintu NRI. From Canada.
What have you done to yourself?
You have come in shorts for a wedding.
Don't you have any shame?
These two have done this to me.
That was sitting on chairs.
I am telling the truth, Mr. Dhillon.
Cancel their marriage.
Who are you to cancel the marriage?
You have been cheated, Mr. Dhillon.
These boys aren't from UK.
Really?
You are doing this
because I am not getting her married to your cousin.
They are not NRIs, they are Indians.
One moment.
Isn't your name Mahinder Pal Singh?
Yes, I was. I mean I am.
Aren't you from village Dalle? - Yes, I am.
Aren't you two husband and wife? - Yes, we are.
100 percent!
Look at that. - Hear that!
Hear that!
You are such cheap people?
You two are husband and wife?
You scoundrel!
Beat me! Beat me!
But truth is truth.
They are frauds.
They have never been to Goa, so how can they go to UK.
You are a fraud and you are defaming others?
He is Roopinder Singh Garewal from Gilla.
And the one who is pretending to be DJ
he is Daljeet Singh Jugaadi.
He runs a company called Bye-Bye India
in a dirty building in Jirakpur.
Yes.
And they are the ones who have started all this drama. - Yes.
And let me tell you, their parents are also a part of it.
Mr. Garewal, why are you quiet?
Make them shut up.
Speak up, Mr. Garewal.
Cat caught the tongue of the people from UK?
Look, Mr. Dhillon, we are from Gilla.
Just a minute.
Aren't you the Garewal from Gilla who had called me once?
For my daughter's hand in marriage?
Yes, I am.
I had clearly told you not to call me again.
But you are so cheap that
you came here with a wedding procession?
Shame on you.
You should feel ashamed.
You are the one who should feel ashamed.
You couldn't find a single boy in Punjab for your daughter!
She is my daughter. I can get her married anywhere I want.
Who are you to interfere?
I am the father of the boy who loves your daughter.
This means you can lie and get them married.
You didn't leave any option for them.
It is my fault, uncle.
Don't say anything to my parents. I forced them.
Mr. Dhillon, we want our kids to be happy, right?
What difference does it make? - Wonderful.
That means all of you were fooling me.
You kept my daughter in dark as well.
No, dad.
I knew everything.
I tried telling you a number of times
but I couldn't gather the courage.
You were stubborn on getting me married to an NRI.
I didn't force you to marry an NRI, did I?
I always asked your opinion.
I couldn't tell you even when I wanted to.
I thought we will tell you whenever we get a chance.
But we were scared.
You have always done whatever you pleased.
You should listen to others too sometimes.
Have everyone said what they wanted to?
Has everyone given their justification?
I wouldn't have refused if Disha would've told me
that she likes him.
You mean you give your consent for this?
That's great Dhillon, you were so determined to go abroad
that you could never keep your family happy.
You forgot that there is a life here as well.
What should we think? Is it a yes or a no?
Do you want it in writing now?
Exchange your rings.
Why are you so upset, brother?
Come, give me a hug.
To whom? The one from UK or the one from Gilla?
The ones from UK always blabber in their accent.
You will have to hug the one from Gilla.
Come on.
You scoundrel.
Hello?
Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Was that the cops?
There's a proposal from a girl in Phagwara.
She is very rich.
Where there is a tea, there is a way. - What?
Where there is a will there is a way.
These idiots don't even know English.
What are you two whispering about?
Nothing, brother. They are getting cash gifts.
Can you please check if they have change for a hundred?
Okay.
Please go.
I am going to run like Milkha Singh.
You can run like P.T. Usha if you can.
Come on, run.
My sponge like heart
wishes me to put a ring on your beautiful finger.
You can put in all ten of them.
You will make the one from Jirakpur go bankrupt.
Do one thing. Let me put it in one.
The other nine, after we get to UK.
Okay.
By the way where will we go after the wedding?
On a honeymoon. You want us to go on a pilgrimage?
Yes. But where will you take me?
OBT. - Which country is that?
On that pumping station where you said yes.
You are still acting like a local. The pumping station.
I found a tube well in Southall.
You mean we are going to UK? - Yes.
Now the boys from UK should go to UK.
What say?
'They do incredible things non-stop.'
'Foreigners are crazy about their good looks.'
'They are heroes, not zeroes from Hollywood.'
'Modern yet traditional are the boys from UK.'
'The boys from UK.'
'The handsome guys come to the club.'
'They sing folk songs over there.'
'Friends, they sing folk songs at the club.'
'They sing.'
'They dance till the floor wears out.'
'Girls beware, they will dance their way into your heart.'
'Girls beware..'
'Once they take a stand, they don't back out.'
'Modern yet traditional are the boys from UK.'
'Girls in the neighborhood are always talking about them.'
'Even fairies are crazy about them.'
'They have fast cars.'
'And lovely babes in those cars.'
'Music on full blast, with a drink in hand.'
'They go around with pockets full of pounds.'
'Never running out of cash.'
'Modern yet traditional are the boys from UK.'